Ono kad je ponedjeljak i krene dijeta, a meme je život

Ljeto je prošlo i većina se opustila. No ipak svaki vikend igramo se velikih odluka od kojih je jedna konstantna, "od ponedjeljka sam na dijeti".

Jeste li znali da prosječna žena provede 17 godina svog života na dijeti? Prema jednom istraživanju čak 90 posto žena barem je jednom u životu bilo na dijeti, a u prosjeku idu na ozbiljnu dijetu dva puta godišnje. 

No tu nismo zbog toga, nego zbog nas ostalih koji trebaju na dijetu, ali izdrže dva dana... ako. Jer meme je život, a čini se da govori upravo nama.

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My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 2, 2015

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Diet status: can remove nutella lid in .3 nanoseconds

— Migwell Firebuns (@mikebike44) September 12, 2015

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*follows diet*

*diet doesn't follow back*

*unfollows diet*

— Coños of Manila (@ManilaConyos) November 28, 2015

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When dieting #funny #meme #gymmeme #diet #dieting #awesome #bodybuilding #fitfam #fitness #loseweight pic.twitter.com/olHobhWrdy

— Brandon vitelli (@BrandonVitelli) January 27, 2016

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Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 5, 2015

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I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese

"So you want a cheeseburger?"

Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) November 26, 2014

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i would eat healthy but remember that time adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of eden & doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it

— no (@tbhjuststop) February 2, 2017

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I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, "I'll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese."

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 29. travnja 2014.

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Me: I'm going to start eating healthy Also me: Treat yourself you deserve it pic.twitter.com/7k0TxuciUh

— bubbles (@bubblestbh) 22. kolovoza 2017.

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now it's 1am and I realize I shouldn't be eating jack in the box. but who are they to put me on a diet? but I need that. but I want my tacos

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 19. kolovoza 2017.

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