15 najsmješnijih korizmenih odluka s interneta

Odricanje od same korizme

Najveći klasik internetskog humora postao je tehnološki paradoks: tisuće ljudi koriste upravo društvenu mrežu 'X' kako bi svečano objavili da se za korizmu odriču 'X-a'. To je kao da pošaljete pismo u kojem najavljujete da prestajete pisati pisma. Svake godine stotine korisnika objave kako se za korizmu odriču same korizme, čime elegantno zaobilaze cijelu poantu odricanja.

Brokula, kelj i ostali 'neprijatelji'

U kategoriji hrane, osim klasika poput čokolade, ističe se trend odricanja od namirnica koje osoba ionako ne podnosi. 'Za korizmu se odričem brokule', česta je objava, nerijetko popraćena priznanjem da je nikada nisu ni probali. Slično je s keljom ili špinatom. Neki su pak vrlo specifični pa se odriču isključivo 'McNuggetsa', ali ne i pomfrita, pokazujući zavidnu razinu pregovaračkih vještina.

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Ljubavni post: 'Odričem se muškaraca'

Jedan od najviralnijih trendova postala je šaljiva odluka o 'odricanju od muškaraca'. Nakon lošeg spoja ili ljubavnog razočaranja, muškarci se u objavama tretiraju kao porok ravan čokoladi ili alkoholu, kojeg se treba kloniti četrdeset dana. Još popularnija fora je izravno obraćanje: korisnici često označe bivše partnere uz poruku: 'Za korizmu se odričem tebe'.

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Apstraktne žrtve za hrabre

Osim konkretnih stvari, mnogi se odlučuju na apstraktna odricanja. Tako se ljudi masovno odriču sarkazma, uz komentar da će to biti 'najtežih četrdeset dana ikad'. U povijesti su zabilježene i bizarne odluke poput odricanja od 'vlastitog ega', 'dostojanstva' ili, kako je to jednom učinio američki predsjednik Joe Biden, odricanja od 'novinara'.

Imamo uvid u najoriginalnije i najsmješnije stvari kojih su se ljudi odlučili odreći. Izdvojili smo neke od najboljih:

for lent im giving up

— gigi (@420insidejob) March 2, 2022

For lent I’m giving up favours don’t ask me for nothing

— Network🇯🇲 (@1KingRy) February 27, 2020

It’s the start of Lent. If you made a New Year’s resolution, and failed to keep it, Lent is a great opportunity to fail at it again.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) February 16, 2021

For lent, I’m giving up adulting x

— KA (@ikeko__) March 2, 2022

My friend gave up her toxic job for lent. Not even sure if she is catholic.

— Adam B. Hill, M.D. (@Adamhill1212) March 4, 2022

for lent some of yall should give up ur dreams of having a podcast frl

— J 𝜗𝜚 (@J47LYN) March 14, 2022

I gave up online shopping for Lent. Monday I got an e-mail letting me know a purse I had been looking at is on sale. Couldn’t they have done that a week earlier? 😉

— HRH Girl With a Dog (@doodlemom1031) March 13, 2022

I asked a child what they would give up for lent, they replied "trying" and I couldn't agree more.

— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) March 1, 2022

Time to give something up for Lent! Last yr I was playing hide & go seek with my cousin, & I gave up looking. I hope she’s not still hiding.

— The Ellen Show (@TheEllenShow) February 18, 2015

the guy I was talking to apparently gave me up for lent

— Marissa (@mfreedz) March 6, 2019

i can’t think of any clever lent jokes. i give up

— Mason Mennenga (@masonmennenga) March 3, 2022

Hear me out, reverse Lent where we all pick a new vice to crutch us through the next 40 days of nightmares.

— Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure (@BrentColman) March 7, 2022

I’m giving UP for Lent! (Not quitting anything; the joke is that I’m giving friends the hit Pixar film as a gift!!) #CatholicHumour #LOL

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 13, 2013

Brady didn’t retire. He gave up football for Lent. https://t.co/X1KUUv4VZ6

— George Bremer (@gmbremer) March 14, 2022

I’m not giving up anything for Lent. I’ve had to give up working, socialising, eating out, earning, and all my hobbies. If that doesn’t satisfy Jesus then I’d say he’s being picky.

— MonkeyDog (@monkeydogify) February 16, 2021